And jokes

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!