And jokes

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.