And jokes
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Memes
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.