And jokes

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

What are an orphan's least favorite shows?

"Full House" and "Fuller House."

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!"

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?

A crookodile.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?

My brother didn’t beat cancer.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.

So I had him bring my wife.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?