And jokes
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Memes
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.