And jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Person: Why? You: No.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.