And jokes
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Memes
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?