And jokes

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

Was Randy. 👹

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?

My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.