what is the difference between anal and oral sex. Oral Sex makes your whole day, Anal sex makes your hole weak
Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says to Superman i bet you u can fly into wonder woman bed room and get the best pussy of your life so he does it when he goes back to flash Superman says to flash man that was great but my ass kinda burns
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
whats the first thing you say in anal sex … wholy shit
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex? Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
One day, i love u
Knock Knock… Whos there? me
I don’t know why my boyfriends dad don’t like me maybe because we had SEX
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other ,as innocence they said yes .One day penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating ,the teacher wanted hardcore anal sex but vagina found it out and went to see them ,the teacher told vagina that its normal ,penis said ''Gosh that its normal ,i put my dildo in vaginas pussy .Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured but after six months they both had a child one named dildo and another named pussy. so,narrated it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy
Why can’t cancer kids have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why don’t gay men have anal sex in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law
Why don’t gay greek men have anal sex with each other in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law in greece
Why do people have sex. Because they like going ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me bich I love y
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
I cant sit down anymore … my dad went 2 far this time