American jokes
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Like this if you're an American.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.