why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
i am the grand wizard mak
Wanna know why I donโt make suicidal jokes? Because I am one
hi i am just wondering who went into my account cause iโve changed my password by the way
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: donโt say โmy lifeโ 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And donโt re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
hi. I am joe
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
Doctor: you'll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet
I font know y
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
