Amativeness jokes

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

I am an orphan...

I am a joke.

They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?

I am in trouble.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.