Amativeness Jokes

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🀰 boy, πŸ‘¦ am I glad 😊 I bought her πŸ‘© a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95