Amativeness jokes

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

I am a joke.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

I am the danger.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

I am Mario's brother.

I am cool.

Am I a guard or a guava?

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!