Amativeness jokes

Life

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Toaster

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Gay

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Memes

Dryer

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

Head

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Economy

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Soulmate

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Orphan

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Song

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!