Amativeness Jokes

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster

I am awesome look at me

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone died.

Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude you’re a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were

As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

3. Today, I asked my phone "siri", why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...

i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below

I am the danger

am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus

So many things are going through my head

How am I not dead yet?

Why do- wait, what am i saying, what am I talking about?

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95

I am Marios Brother

I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father

I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door

i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream

I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.