Amativeness jokes
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
I am a joke.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
Memes
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
I am the danger.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
I am Mario's brother.
I am cool.
Am I a guard or a guava?
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.