Amativeness jokes

Hi. I am Joe.

I am a volcano.

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.

Me: What? Am I dying?

Doctor: No, your wife is.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

Orphan: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"