Amativeness Jokes

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.

Me: What? Am I dying?

Doctor: No, your wife is.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Meme:

The image shows a text message exchange. In the first message, someone says "Hey, I'm David. I lost my ID today near central park." The reply says, "So you are Dav now?" Below this, there is an image of a cartoon bird with big eyes. The text overlaying the bird reads "*Dav", and another text says, "Listen here, you little sh t". At the bottom right corner there is a TikTok user id, "@potkan3000".

I am a volcano.

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!