Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Allegation Jokes
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
