Allegation jokes
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."