Allegation jokes
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
My teacher is a rapist.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
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My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more
Hello guys... it's been a while hasn't it. I have some updates for you guys 1. I started senior year! It's been pretty good so far. I did however move to the middle of nowhere for my apparent "issues" and I'll probably move back in a month or so to resume my studies in my home town. 2. I just got out of a psych ward two weeks ago and my mental health is so much better. Thanks to my friends and family, I have help no… Read more
guys i have to only be on at school, and because it's the end of the year i might just not be on at all by the end and im so sorry for hurting you guys so i have messages for everyone i remember :DDDDD jake, thank you so much for being an amazing moderator and helping me out whenever i needed it sah, thank you for being an amazing listener and just an amazing and extremely kind person ethan IWS, thank you so much … Read more