Allegation jokes
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
"Hee hee touched me."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!
