Allegation jokes
Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.