Allegation Jokes

Lamp

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

Kid

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

Shelter

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

Rape

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

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  • Taliban

    Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

    Bill Cosby

    What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

    The “cold and passed out” kind.

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  • Human Nature

    What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.