Allegation jokes
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.