How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Allegation Jokes
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
"Hee hee touched me."
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
