Allegation jokes
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.