Allegation jokes
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
"Hee hee touched me."
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?