Allegation jokes
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.