All jokes

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

What's green then red all over?

A frog in a blender! :)

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."