Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
All Jokes
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
