What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
All Jokes
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
