All jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Memes
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.