All Jokes

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

An image shows a makeshift shelter in the woods with five fire emojis superimposed. The text says: "People in California after 27 years of turmoil, debt, and the death of all their family members, finally getting a house for $20 Million."

Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.