Alcohol jokes
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."