Alabama jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Abortion is bad.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Haha, you're gay!
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"