Alabama jokes
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Sam Gonzales
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.