Alabama jokes
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 馃惄
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can鈥檛 orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don鈥檛 have a sister.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Abortion is bad.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Haha, you're gay!