Alabama jokes
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Abortion is bad.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!