Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Abortion is bad.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Haha, you're gay!
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
