Alabama jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Abortion is bad.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Haha, you're gay!