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I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style.... Cuz u don't turn back to your family
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
Im an alabama gamer and i wanna be free
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
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Abortion is bad
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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What happens if a redneck is bisexual do they go for their brother or sister
I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins
How do you give a woman from Alabama a Nice Compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why did the cow go to space ?to go to the moon
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
