Alabama

Alabama jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

Sign

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Name

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

Wheelchair

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Dryer

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Incest

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Incest

Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

Daddy:...

Timmy: Well come on diddy!

Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Compliment

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"