Alabama jokes
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Mal is from alabama
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Sam Gonzales
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha, you're gay!
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"