How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
Who is better than Alabama? CLEMSON TIGERS!!!!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
Abortion is bad
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
haha you're gay
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
What happens if a redneck is bisexual do they go for their brother or sister
I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins
so I was at home and I went to take a shower and I accidentaly walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later I needed my headphones to listen to music so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our House only has one bathroom sweet home alabama
You know that you fuck better then dad? I know, mom say that too. (Tipical Alabama Family)
your mom gay
Why did the cow go to space ?to go to the moon
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl
When from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
