Alabama jokes
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Sam Gonzales
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"