Alabama jokes
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Sam Gonzales
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩