I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
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Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
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When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021 they wore black at their funeral🤣
When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
When from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes? The incredibles
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama
Because the don’t have a sister
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
Who is better than Alabama? CLEMSON TIGERS!!!!
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
If you've spent less time inside your mother that you father has, you just might be from Alabama!
