my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
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In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
What song can't Orphans sing? "Sweet home Alabama"
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
Knock knock who’s there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
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daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
how did the guy greet his wife howdy sister
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
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Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
