You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
What song can't Orphans sing? "Sweet home Alabama"
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
