If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's
Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
How do you call a Virgin girl in Alabama? An Orphan
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021 they wore black at their funeral🤣
When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
sam Gonzales
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood