Alabama jokes
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Your mom gay.
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."