Alabama

Alabama Jokes

Divorce

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

Condom

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

Condom

Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.

Family

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Incest

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Teacher

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Birth

Daughter: Where was I born?

Dad: Alabama.

Daughter: That is nice.

Mum: We have never been to Alabama.

Dad: RUN!

Part

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

Family comes first.

Football Team

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

Jaw

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

Kick his sister's jaw.

Sandwich

Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.