Alabama jokes
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
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Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you say after committing incest? No Chromo!
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA