Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
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alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
so I was at home and I went to take a shower and I accidentaly walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later I needed my headphones to listen to music so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our House only has one bathroom sweet home alabama
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.