Alabama jokes
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.