Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama
Because the don’t have a sister