Alabama jokes
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Haha, you're gay!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Abortion is bad.
Community talk
Grizzlymilk, hailing from Alabama, you should post a face reveal. It would be interesting to see all 4 of your eyes, and all 30 of your legs.