This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Airplane Jokes
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
