Agriculture jokes
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.