Agriculture jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.