What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Agriculture Jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Potatoes
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
