Agriculture jokes
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Potatoes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.