Agriculture jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Sneed feed seed.
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What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!