Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Beans
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.