Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
Beans
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
I am mis-steak.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?