Agriculture

Agriculture jokes

Grape

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Cow

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

Memes

Farmer

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Dance

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Grape

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."

Field

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

Cow

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Homework

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

Cow

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

But it's pasture bed time.