Agriculture jokes
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!