Agriculture jokes
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Memes
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Potatoes
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Sheep want to wool the world :)
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.