Agriculture jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).