Agriculture jokes
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Potatoes
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Sheep want to wool the world :)
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.