Agriculture jokes
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
You are god if you can do any of these
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Potatoes
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).