What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
