Agriculture jokes
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
murder
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"