Agriculture

Agriculture jokes

Farmer

    • The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

    The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

    Porn

    • What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"

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    • Cow

    • I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

    The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

    That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

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    • Agriculture memes

    Chore

    • Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.

    "Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."

    Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"

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    • Cow

    • Two cows in a field.

    One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

    The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"