Agriculture jokes
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.