Agriculture jokes
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
I am mis-steak.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Beans
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.