Agriculture jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.