Agriculture jokes
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
murder
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Potatoes
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."