Agriculture jokes
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.