Agriculture jokes
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.