Agriculture jokes
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!