Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
