Agriculture jokes
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!