How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
