Beans
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze
because theres too many ears
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
