Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
If her age is on the clock she gets the cock
My father left me at a young age
He was only five
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
if her age is on the clock she can sit on my cock
Everyone put ur age here
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
Grandma: most people your age, have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many Knights.
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
