Ag Jokes

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Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.

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If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.

That's not my age; it's just not true. My heart is young; the time just flew. I'm staring at this strange old face,and someone else is in my space.

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Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.

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BLAH

Inela your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age🤣🤣🤣🤣

my mom left me at a very young age

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY".OK!!!