Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
