What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
