What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
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Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.🙂💊💉
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
