Snicker jokes
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”