I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
What is 6 inches and has nuts A snickers bar
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
