Snicker jokes

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

Little Johnny is walking around and peeks in his parents' room, catching them having sex. So he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply, "Nothing, nothing! We're just, uh, making cake," and they send him away.

So he continues walking around, and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother's room. He walks in and catches his brother and his brother's girlfriend having sex and then asks him, "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells, "Get out! We're making cake!"

So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says, "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night, huh?" and she replies, "OMG! How'd you know!?" and Johnny replies, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."