Aed jokes
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Hot water look a**.
This website is a joke.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.