Aed jokes
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way