Aed jokes
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.