Aed jokes
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.