Aed jokes
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"