Adoption jokes
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Did you adopt your dog?
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
I eat ass.