Adoption jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Did you adopt your dog?
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
I eat ass.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.