Adoption jokes
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
All Asians look the same.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Did you adopt your dog?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"