Adoption jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
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Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.