Adoption

Adoption jokes

Orphan

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

Vampire

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

Adoption center

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Record

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Mom

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Kid

Why did the kid go in the guy's van?

Answer: He thought he was being adopted.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Orphan

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

Mom

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Mom

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Orphan

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"