Adoption jokes
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
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I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
All Asians look the same.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!