Adoption jokes
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, donβt talk to me.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnβt have a home page.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
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All Asians look the same.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
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I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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