when a lady gets marries what does she borrow? She borrows her husband last name?
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
Ligma
Balls
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
Tyler
stinky steve
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted
why couldnt the orphan use his iphone 6 he could find the home button
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted
What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk
How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
Wanna know whats funny? Scott's low joke standards.
My will to live
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
If the dislecsex man wanted to adopt a kid then how could he sight the papers
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
