What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Adoption Jokes
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
