Adoption jokes
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Me.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.