Adoption jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”