why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
Why don’t orphans like baseball???
They have no home to run to
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Ur adopted.
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
