Adoption jokes
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
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Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!