i fuck my dad please help me 😭😭😭😭
once i sucked my mums titties, most adopted people wont know about that
i eat ass
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
why do orphans play Roblox because there is a game called adopt me
what is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox? adopt me...
What is a orphans favorite Roblox game … Adopt me
What is an orphan v orphan competition? Who will get adopted first?
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption centre 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption? He thought his son sucked.
What do you call an adopted orphan. Wanted
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Did you adopt your dog?
My mom said “ why did I adopt you?” I said “ because the other three were mistakes”
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
Heard the phrase 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.