Adoption Jokes

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Why did the dog walk out at night?

To scare his people!

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶

Me: punching a kid.

My FBI agent: You're adopted.

Me.

My life.

Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often

If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

Why dont orphans go on trips at school

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why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence

Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!