What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Adoption Jokes
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Orphan
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Hi! I love my dog.
Men.
