Adoption Jokes

once i sucked my mums titties, most adopted people wont know about that

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, β€œHow about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” β€œOk,” the mom and son reply happily. β€œLet me start,” says the son. β€œOk, go ahead,” replies the mom. β€œI hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. β€œOoh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. β€œYour right!” He replies. β€œI’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” β€œHmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. β€œThe lie is the second on.” Says the sad.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption? He thought his son sucked.

My mom said β€œ why did I adopt you?” I said β€œ because the other three were mistakes”

the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre

Heard the phrase 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.