Adoption Jokes

Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister

My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake

jokes suck

What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares

So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'

Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

Your momma

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"

when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”

Your mom wants to tell you that your adopted but you were an orphan.

a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption? He thought his son sucked.

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3