Adoption jokes
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Orphan
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."