Adoption jokes
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Orphan
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Hi! I love my dog.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.