Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
My life.
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Why dont orphans go on trips at school
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why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence
