Adoption jokes
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
dik.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.