Abuse jokes
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."