Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
