Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
