Abuse

Abuse jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

If you kill someone, that's murder.

If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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    • My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

    My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

    What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

    What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.