Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Abuse Jokes
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
