It's not rape if you're both crying.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. š„¤š„¤
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
your hairlineeeeeee!!!!!!
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I like peanut š„ butter š§ and honey šÆ
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister? He's dick tastes funny....
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
How do you make epileptic kids dance? Throw a flash bang in there room.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Rape jokes arenāt funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Whatās the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailāitāll be delighted!
