Absence jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.