Absence jokes
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...