Absence jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...