You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Absence Jokes
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
My dad left me, lol.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
