Absence jokes
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.