Absence jokes
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!